I Need You to Knead Me!
My muscles need kneading, oh mash me please do
My knots are resilient, hard as sinew
Aching, burning and stabbing they are
Massage is the answer, with oils from a jar
Coconut, olive, or almond is fine
Later, I’ll relax with a nice glass of wine
Please work my knots out, relieve me of pain
So I can be joy-filled and happy again!
If you do it first, I’ll certainly return the favor
Maybe rub your feet, after a hard day of labor
Come with me darling, bring the oils to our bed
Let’s rub each other down, then we’ll sleep like the dead.