Hello

My name is Kim’s Iphone and I live in her back pocket.

She heard that I could cause cancer living in her back pocket, but the other day she read news that canceled that thought.

Most of the time she has my volume turned off so that it doesn’t bother her hubby. She never misses a call or text though, that’s for sure!

She thought I was a iPhone 7 but when she checked the other day, she realized I was a 5 model. I still do what she needs though. I take some pretty good photos, if her friends are to be believed.

I hope she never upgrades me cause then I’ll be wiped clean of all my (scuse me, her) memories. I like looking at her memories.

Oh, she drops me a lot too. She put a protective screen and case on me, but both stay cracked up all the time. When I can’t live in her back pocket, she charges me and sits me in the cup holder of her chair.

She finally stopped wearing those silly, stretchy Capri pants that allowed me to fall out every time she exited her car, and ordered some new ones. They arrived today…too big and the wrong color.

Mostly, I live in her jean shorts pocket or the side pocket of her bike pants. Not that she’s been riding anymore, but she likes the pants. They are also very stretchy and tight for exercise. In the winter, I live in jeans pockets.

Once in a blue moon, she wears pants with no pockets and then she tucks me in her tiny purse. She never uses her big purse anymore, its too much bother.

One more thing and then I’ll go.

I think she is cheating on me with her Ipad. She loves that jerk way more than me. I take all her pictures and most of her texts, but she can do so much more on her Ipad. Even though I have tons of apps and readily available info.

Ugh. She’s gonna turn me in for an upgrade, I just know it! Well, I hope you’ve enjoyed meeting me, cause I’m not long for this world. Soon she will have a shiny new phone that does tricks I haven’t even learned yet.

That’s progress I guess, but ill sure miss living in her house on wheels. I hear so much!