Be Dazzled

Before we’re dazzled by the crowds

Of ghosts and goblins dressed in shrouds

We’ll put the girls in creepy britches

Let them entertain the witches

I will don a black t-shirt

The skeleton is just a flirt

Not scary really, just for fun

It won’t cause kids to scream and run

We’ll pass out candy to everyone,

If, that is, we even get one!

My t-shirt is more festive than this one 🤣